{"id":1025,"date":"2008-07-10T14:08:15","date_gmt":"2008-07-10T18:08:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1025"},"modified":"2008-07-10T14:14:48","modified_gmt":"2008-07-10T18:14:48","slug":"dag-thats-what-they-did-with-steve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1025","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Dag: <i>That&#8217;s<\/i> what they did with Steve&#8230;.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.designtoscano.com\/product\/garden+statues\/fantasy+statues\/assorted+creatures+outdoors\/the+zombie+of+montclaire+moors+sculpture+-+db383020.do\"  target=\"_blank\" title=\"\u201cHAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!\u201d\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/zombie-garden-sculpture.jpg\" title=\"\u201cHAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!\u201d\" alt=\"\u201cHAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!\u201d\" align=\"middle\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;ll teach those kids to sneak through your rhododendrons: This spastic <a href=\"http:\/\/www.designtoscano.com\/product\/garden+statues\/fantasy+statues\/assorted+creatures+outdoors\/the+zombie+of+montclaire+moors+sculpture+-+db383020.do\"  target=\"_blank\"><em>The Zombie of Montclaire Moors<\/em><\/a><em> <\/em>sculpture, by artist Alan Dickinson<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>will claw his way out of your garden plot or family room corner, pleading for assistance with the most lifelike eyes you\u2019ve ever seen. His macabre expression is captured in such great detail in quality designer resin and finished so realistically that you\u2019ll swear you can hear him breathing!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Plus, wait &#8217;til slugs start crawling out of its mouth!<\/p>\n<p>Life-sized. $89.95 from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.designtoscano.com\/product\/garden+statues\/fantasy+statues\/assorted+creatures+outdoors\/the+zombie+of+montclaire+moors+sculpture+-+db383020.do\"  target=\"_blank\">designToscano<\/a>, via the unstoppably awesome <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2008\/07\/08\/lawn-zombie-sculptur.html\"  target=\"_blank\"><em>BoingBoing<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;ll teach those kids to sneak through your rhododendrons: This spastic The Zombie of Montclaire Moors sculpture, by artist Alan Dickinson will claw his way out of your garden plot or family room corner, pleading for assistance with the most lifelike eyes you\u2019ve ever seen. His macabre expression is captured in such great detail in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,21,42],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}