{"id":1099,"date":"2008-07-23T08:55:44","date_gmt":"2008-07-23T12:55:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1099"},"modified":"2008-07-23T08:57:57","modified_gmt":"2008-07-23T12:57:57","slug":"stop-sweatin-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1099","title":{"rendered":"Stop Sweatin&#8217; Me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/215m65dcq6l_sl500_aa280_.jpg\"  title=\"Dry as the Antarctic, and twice as cool\u2026\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/215m65dcq6l_sl500_aa280_.jpg\" title=\"Dry as the Antarctic, and twice as cool\u2026\" alt=\"Dry as the Antarctic, and twice as cool\u2026\" align=\"middle\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>From the I&#8217;m-Just-The-Mailman Department, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2008\/07\/11\/testicle-talc.html\"  target=\"_blank\"><em>BoingBoing<\/em><\/a>, but, apparently, not from <a href=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=474\"  target=\"_blank\">the people who brought you VULVA Original<\/a>, comes something for men: Pretentiously accented <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Balla-Powder-Scented-Scrotum-3-5oz\/dp\/B000EMDCLS\"  target=\"_blank\">B\u00e1lla Powder: Scented Scrotum Talc for Men<\/a>, just $15 for 3.5 oz. on Amazon.com.<\/p>\n<p>Because you&#8217;re wondering, yes, B\u00e1lla is &#8220;lightly fragranced,&#8221; designed &#8220;for &#8216;nether region&#8217; freshness,&#8221; and &#8220;also great for sweaty buttocks, armpits and feet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Aaaahh&#8230;. Sweet relief.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><!--more-->Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded &#8220;bat wing&#8221; syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness. A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;The dreaded &#8216;bat wing&#8217; syndrome&#8221;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the I&#8217;m-Just-The-Mailman Department, and BoingBoing, but, apparently, not from the people who brought you VULVA Original, comes something for men: Pretentiously accented B\u00e1lla Powder: Scented Scrotum Talc for Men, just $15 for 3.5 oz. on Amazon.com. Because you&#8217;re wondering, yes, B\u00e1lla is &#8220;lightly fragranced,&#8221; designed &#8220;for &#8216;nether region&#8217; freshness,&#8221; and &#8220;also great for sweaty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[54],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1099"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}