{"id":1182,"date":"2008-08-12T09:00:18","date_gmt":"2008-08-12T13:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1182"},"modified":"2008-08-12T09:00:51","modified_gmt":"2008-08-12T13:00:51","slug":"mackin-on-the-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1182","title":{"rendered":"Mackin&#8217; On-the-Go"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/portablefireplace.jpg\"  title=\"\u201cAaaah, yeaaaaah\u2026.\u201d\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/portablefireplace.jpg\" title=\"\u201cAaaah, yeaaaaah\u2026.\u201d\" alt=\"\u201cAaaah, yeaaaaah\u2026.\u201d\" align=\"middle\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A lot o\u2019 you brothers out there don\u2019t know how to treat a beautiful lady. Your game is way off. Y\u2019all need to learn from a professional.<\/p>\n<p>See, when a woman invites me back to her place, and I wanna get hard <a href=\"http:\/\/www.core77.com\/blog\/object_culture\/portable_fireplaces_his_hers_10674.asp\"  target=\"_blank\">Core77<\/a> on &#8216;er, I make sure I&#8217;m <em>always<\/em> ready for action.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m <em>always<\/em> bringin&#8217; the Courvoisier.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m always correct wit&#8217; the music.<\/p>\n<p>Definitely bringin&#8217; the prophylactation.<\/p>\n<p>And, most of all, I&#8217;m bringin&#8217; a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unicahome.com\/p42914\/travelmate-portable-fireplace-by-conmoto.html\"  target=\"_blank\">Conmoto Travelmate Portable Fireplace<\/a>, made of black powder-coated steel and glass with adjustable steel fuel-holder, burning bio-ethanol liquid fuel.<\/p>\n<p><span id=\"more-710\"><\/span>And a bearskin rug.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lot o\u2019 you brothers out there don\u2019t know how to treat a beautiful lady. Your game is way off. Y\u2019all need to learn from a professional. See, when a woman invites me back to her place, and I wanna get hard Core77 on &#8216;er, I make sure I&#8217;m always ready for action. I&#8217;m always [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[21],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1182"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1182\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}