{"id":1191,"date":"2008-08-13T08:55:48","date_gmt":"2008-08-13T12:55:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1191"},"modified":"2008-08-13T08:56:50","modified_gmt":"2008-08-13T12:56:50","slug":"revenge-of-the-abused-kitties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1191","title":{"rendered":"Revenge of the Abused Kitties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/ae1820da02f6a6689b50aafb68b13688d703d817_m.gif\"  title=\"\u201cDIIIIIIE!!!!!\u201d\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/ae1820da02f6a6689b50aafb68b13688d703d817_m.gif\" title=\"\u201cDIIIIIIE!!!!!\u201d\" alt=\"\u201cDIIIIIIE!!!!!\u201d\" align=\"middle\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Every now and then, after I gratuitously kill an insect, I go into this weird thought space: I wonder what would happen if, one day, I opened the front door and outside was a huge, Kafka-sized roach, fly, or ant, there to avenge all the insects I&#8217;ve ever murdered, <em>en toto<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What would happen?<\/strong> What would one see?<\/p>\n<p>Probably something like this, above.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every now and then, after I gratuitously kill an insect, I go into this weird thought space: I wonder what would happen if, one day, I opened the front door and outside was a huge, Kafka-sized roach, fly, or ant, there to avenge all the insects I&#8217;ve ever murdered, en toto. What would happen? What [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[48,42],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1191"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}