{"id":1232,"date":"2008-08-07T09:00:30","date_gmt":"2008-08-07T13:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1232"},"modified":"2008-08-07T09:00:33","modified_gmt":"2008-08-07T13:00:33","slug":"boooo-faw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1232","title":{"rendered":"Boooo-Faw."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Dreamy,<\/a><\/p>\n

On one hand, I’m thinking Cindy “Miss Buffalo Chip”<\/a> McCain has had a rough enough week as is, taking the brunt of her metal husband’s ongoing, passive-aggressive abuse<\/a>.<\/p>\n

But then I took a serious look at this photo, above, and, egged on by Charlotte Hilton Andersen’s devastating “Dear Cindy McCain, Please Pull Up Your Shirt And Tie Back Your Hair: An Open Letter In Pictures,”<\/a> I had to ask: Who in the world told the McCain campaign that the sight of this scaly middle-aged woman, sporting a tousled, freshly-…fondled<\/em>, nicotine-throated “Mmmm<\/em>…hurry back to bed, lover…<\/em>” gaze, topped off with a dap of cleavage, would be what the American people want to see from a prospective First Lady? Blecch<\/em>.<\/p>\n

But, most of all, when I look at this picture, why does “Yakety Sax”<\/a> (“The Benny Hill Theme”) run, unimpeded, through my brain?<\/p>\n

Cindy was a’ight-lookin’ for a minute, says Andersen. But, yo: What’s up with this?:<\/p>\n

\"\u201cPattycake,<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\u201cWhat<\/a>Why is her neck \/ chest one color, and her face the color of…well, in fact, Barack Obama’s, right?<\/p>\n

What’s going on here? Is McCain’s subconscious, misplaced allegiance her way at getting back at her husband for calling her an unprintable epithet, the so-called “c-word”<\/a>?<\/p>\n

Or is this something else? As chair of Hensley & Co., one of one of America’s biggest \"\u201cWeAnheuser-Busch beer distributors, Cindy Hensley McCain possesses a net worth worth estimated at $100 million. Her income is believed to approach $200,000 a week. I’m bettin’ those are real doggone pearls. With that much dough, why would you go out looking like an Oompa-Loompa, right?<\/p>\n

Or, dag<\/em>: This is what she looks like in direct sunlight, below?<\/p>\n

\"Once<\/a><\/p>\n

White man: You’re days are numbered<\/em>! For everyone’s sake, please: Use an appropriate suncreen with an SPF matched to your skin type!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

On one hand, I’m thinking Cindy “Miss Buffalo Chip” McCain has had a rough enough week as is, taking the brunt of her metal husband’s ongoing, passive-aggressive abuse. But then I took a serious look at this photo, above, and, egged on by Charlotte Hilton Andersen’s devastating “Dear Cindy McCain, Please Pull Up Your Shirt […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[54,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1232"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5332,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232\/revisions\/5332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}