{"id":1238,"date":"2008-08-08T08:50:53","date_gmt":"2008-08-08T12:50:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1238"},"modified":"2008-08-08T15:18:26","modified_gmt":"2008-08-08T19:18:26","slug":"madamoiselle-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1238","title":{"rendered":"Madamoiselle President?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\u201cHello,<\/a>
\nReady to serve: Paris Hilton<\/em><\/p>\n

That loud slap you heard was Paris Hilton’s sabre-sharp response to John McCain<\/a>, for goofily Photoshopping her pic into a campaign ad. An echo that resounds was expected: This essay on six reasons why she’d make a better president<\/a> than a man who graduated 894th in his class of 899 at Annapolis<\/a>.<\/p>\n

The first three arguments, below:<\/p>\n

1- I like a transparent president and damn, Paris sure is. She is eager to share information about anything that happens to her and has almost nothing to hide, as proven by her [in]famous videotape. She is accountable and accepts the consequences of her actions, as shown by her stint in jail a few months ago. McCain, on the other hand, has never admitted that his support of the war has been harmful for millions of people and disastrous for the US economy.<\/p>\n

2- Paris is very cool with her fans; she doesn’t piss them off. She is a paparazzo’s sweetheart. What kind of President can McCain be if he angers a family who is among his hardcore supporters? How can somebody contribute to a campaign that wastes donated money and publicly embarrasses the donors’ children?<\/p>\n

3- When it comes to foreign policy, I imagine Paris sitting down with world leaders. She definitely won’t bore them to death, and they will fully listen to every single word she says. I imagine that for many of them it will be hard to say “NO” to Paris Hilton.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

She’s got my vote. I can see her right now, shopping at Herm\u00e8s and trading risqu\u00e9 nude photographs with Carla Bruni, first lady of France.<\/p>\n

Crazy, but the weird thing is I believe in a Hilton presidency about as much as I believe in a McCain one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ready to serve: Paris Hilton That loud slap you heard was Paris Hilton’s sabre-sharp response to John McCain, for goofily Photoshopping her pic into a campaign ad. An echo that resounds was expected: This essay on six reasons why she’d make a better president than a man who graduated 894th in his class of 899 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}