{"id":1300,"date":"2008-08-25T08:55:41","date_gmt":"2008-08-25T12:55:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1300"},"modified":"2008-08-25T08:56:01","modified_gmt":"2008-08-25T12:56:01","slug":"wanna-come-up-to-my-apartment-and-see-my-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1300","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Wanna Come Up to My Apartment and See My Blog?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dQJ2SegGWyc\"  target=\"_blank\" title=\"Caught out there.\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/screen9.jpg\" title=\"Caught out there.\" alt=\"Caught out there.\" align=\"middle\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I get that the script is supposed to be a parody of the silly things twentysomethings say when they&#8217;re trying spread their DNA around. Still, I don&#8217;t know <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dQJ2SegGWyc\"  target=\"_blank\">which statement in this Twix commercial is dumber<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>1. &#8220;Frankly, I just feel like some politicians are completely out of touch with 99% of society.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>2. &#8220;Yeah&#8230;and it&#8217;s, like, the mainstream media&#8217;s fault.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Or<em>&#8230;retch&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>3. &#8220;Blogging? I LOVE blogging!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I just know that these two are getting laid. And that they completely deserve each other.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get that the script is supposed to be a parody of the silly things twentysomethings say when they&#8217;re trying spread their DNA around. Still, I don&#8217;t know which statement in this Twix commercial is dumber: 1. &#8220;Frankly, I just feel like some politicians are completely out of touch with 99% of society.&#8221; 2. &#8220;Yeah&#8230;and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[22,27,55],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}