{"id":148,"date":"2008-03-06T09:45:50","date_gmt":"2008-03-06T14:45:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=148"},"modified":"2008-03-06T09:47:45","modified_gmt":"2008-03-06T14:47:45","slug":"but-what-about-ferocious-trouser-trout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=148","title":{"rendered":"But What About Ferocious Trouser Trout?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/one-eyed-red-circle-fade.jpg\" title=\"NY Times one-eyed invader\" alt=\"NY Times one-eyed invader\" align=\"middle\" width=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Above: A finalist in the &#8220;Unintentionally Hilarious <em>New York Times<\/em> Headlines&#8221; category, awarded by MEDIA ASSASSIN, for a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2008\/03\/04\/health\/04well.html\"  target=\"_blank\">Wednesday piece<\/a> about, of all things, <em>small children<\/em>&#8230;and television.<\/p>\n<p>But, O.K. Let&#8217;s say they missed the last <a href=\"http:\/\/www.historycooperative.org\/journals\/ahr\/106.5\/ah0501001619.html#FOOT53\"  target=\"_blank\">300-plus years of slang<\/a>. Didn&#8217;t anyone at the <em>Times<\/em> copy desk ever see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GiWQZhUmmRw\"  target=\"_blank\">the &#8220;Johnson! Pecker!&#8221; sequence<\/a>, below, from <em>Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GiWQZhUmmRw\"  target=\"_blank\" title=\"Austin Powers 2 one-eyed\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/screen3.jpg\" title=\"Austin Powers 2 one-eyed\" alt=\"Austin Powers 2 one-eyed\" align=\"middle\" border=\"3\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Above: A finalist in the &#8220;Unintentionally Hilarious New York Times Headlines&#8221; category, awarded by MEDIA ASSASSIN, for a Wednesday piece about, of all things, small children&#8230;and television. But, O.K. Let&#8217;s say they missed the last 300-plus years of slang. Didn&#8217;t anyone at the Times copy desk ever see the &#8220;Johnson! Pecker!&#8221; sequence, below, from Austin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}