{"id":1502,"date":"2008-09-19T08:55:50","date_gmt":"2008-09-19T12:55:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1502"},"modified":"2008-09-19T08:56:15","modified_gmt":"2008-09-19T12:56:15","slug":"imtoo-sexy-for-my-hairtoo-sexy-for-my-hairand-i-dont-freakin-caaaaaaare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1502","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I&#8217;m&#8230;Too Sexy For My Hair&#8230;Too Sexy For My Hair&#8230;And I Don&#8217;t Freakin&#8217; Caaaaaaare&#8230;.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/13webpalin_t575.jpg\" title=\"Ooo la la!\" alt=\"Ooo la la!\" align=\"middle\" width=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Take a look at this picture of Sarah Palin with her hair down, above.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>As you do, do you find yourself slowly becoming entranced by her sex appeal?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If so, it&#8217;s not by accident.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><a href=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/sarah_palin_2.jpg\"  title=\"\u201cI\u2019m ready!\u201d\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/sarah_palin_2.jpg\" title=\"\u201cI\u2019m ready!\u201d\" alt=\"\u201cI\u2019m ready!\u201d\" align=\"right\" width=\"250\" \/><\/a>According to <em>The New York Times<\/em>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2008\/09\/14\/fashion\/14hair.html?pagewanted=all\"  target=\"_blank\">the Republican VP nominee typically wears her hair in her now familiar uptight updo, right, because, as a candidate for Alaska state governor, she didn&#8217;t want to come off as &#8220;too sexy.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Or, so says her hairdresser, Jessica J. Steele, owner of the Beehive Beauty Shop in Wasilla, AK.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cShe\u2019s very involved in her look and how she\u2019s perceived,\u201d Mrs. Steele said. \u201cWe would talk a lot about how if she looked too pretty or too sexy, people wouldn\u2019t listen to her. How important it was for people to see her as an intelligent, smart woman. It was comical when her hair was down, how big a difference that would make, especially when she was running for governor.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You know, there&#8217;s a certain science to this. Look at the way her hair dangles becomingly, past her shoulders, in this photo at her inaugural ball in January 2007, below.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.daylife.com\/photo\/06Swatj9z48Od\"  target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/sarah-palin-at-ball.jpg\" title=\"\u201cIs that Alaska pine in your pocket\u2026.\u201d\" alt=\"\u201cIs that Alaska pine in your pocket\u2026.\u201d\" align=\"middle\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m guessing that &#8220;not looking too sexy&#8221; is the last thing she wanted to do while dancing with her husband, &#8220;First Dude&#8221; Todd.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, you can tell she couldn&#8217;t have cared less what this salmon thought.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/092607govpalinfish.jpg\" title=\"\u201cFree, free\u2026set me free\u2026free, free\u2026set me free\u2026.\u201d\" alt=\"\u201cFree, free\u2026set me free\u2026free, free\u2026set me free\u2026.\u201d\" align=\"middle\" width=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>[via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usmagazine.com\/news\/sarah-palin-got-updo-because-she-worried-about-being-too-sexy\"  target=\"_blank\"><em>Us<\/em><\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Take a look at this picture of Sarah Palin with her hair down, above. As you do, do you find yourself slowly becoming entranced by her sex appeal? If so, it&#8217;s not by accident.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[54,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1502"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1502"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1502\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}