{"id":1573,"date":"2008-10-10T09:00:37","date_gmt":"2008-10-10T13:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1573"},"modified":"2008-10-10T09:00:43","modified_gmt":"2008-10-10T13:00:43","slug":"let-that-be-your-last-mouthful-of-crumbs-that-dont-really-go-down-your-throat-but-instead-actually-end-up-all-over-the-floor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1573","title":{"rendered":"Let That Be Your Last Mouthful of Crumbs That Don&#8217;t Really Go Down Your Throat But, Instead, Actually End Up All Over the Floor."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/2822774896_460445db63_b.jpg\"  title=\"All that cookie crap is out!\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/2822774896_460445db63_b.jpg\" title=\"All that cookie crap is out!\" alt=\"All that cookie crap is out!\" align=\"middle\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>At the recent <em>DragonCon &#8217;08<\/em>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dorsner\/2822774896\/\"  target=\"_blank\">a rare photo of an authentic Cookie Monster-slaying warrior with the remains of her prey<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Note the distinguishing touches: Her blue, Cookie fur boots, providing necessary stealth and warmth, and her matching lipstick, providing additional  camouflage.<\/p>\n<p>[via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2008\/09\/23\/cookie-monster-slaye.html\"  target=\"_blank\"><em>Boing Boing<\/em><\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At the recent DragonCon &#8217;08, a rare photo of an authentic Cookie Monster-slaying warrior with the remains of her prey. Note the distinguishing touches: Her blue, Cookie fur boots, providing necessary stealth and warmth, and her matching lipstick, providing additional camouflage. [via Boing Boing]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[54,8,50],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1573"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}