{"id":1583,"date":"2008-09-30T09:05:06","date_gmt":"2008-09-30T13:05:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1583"},"modified":"2008-09-30T09:05:51","modified_gmt":"2008-09-30T13:05:51","slug":"in-the-wake-of-777-point-wall-st-drop-mccain-proposes-brand-new-plan-for-economic-revival-everyone-marry-a-beer-heiress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1583","title":{"rendered":"In the Wake of 777-Point Wall St. Drop, McCain Proposes Brand New Plan for Economic Revival: &#8220;Everyone Marry a Beer Heiress.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/video\/mccain_s_economic_plan_for_nation\"  target=\"_blank\" title=\"\u201cI did it. So can you!\u201d\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/screen31.jpg\" title=\"\u201cI did it. So can you!\u201d\" alt=\"\u201cI did it. So can you!\u201d\" align=\"middle\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/video\/mccain_s_economic_plan_for_nation\"  target=\"_blank\">As reported by <em>The Onion<\/em><\/a>, John McCain proposed his <strong>Marry A Beer Heiress for America Plan<\/strong> yesterday to a group of Detroit business leaders, as part of an economic package designed to stimulate the stagnant American economy.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We can do it,&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/video\/mccain_s_economic_plan_for_nation\"  target=\"_blank\">urged McCain in the speech<\/a>. &#8220;Americans, together, we can do it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This isn&#8217;t a government handout,&#8221; said McCain spokesman, Dan Beckner, as members of the House objected, saying that the GOP nominee&#8217;s plan was merely a bailout in another form. &#8220;No one is going to be given a beer heiress. You&#8217;ll have to woo one on your own.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/video\/mccain_s_economic_plan_for_nation\"  target=\"_blank\">Barack Obama&#8217;s camp &#8220;slammed&#8221; McCain&#8217;s plan<\/a>, saying that it discriminated against Americans who, instead, sought to get out of the recession by writing two best-selling books and making a speech at the Democratic National Convention.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As reported by The Onion, John McCain proposed his Marry A Beer Heiress for America Plan yesterday to a group of Detroit business leaders, as part of an economic package designed to stimulate the stagnant American economy. &#8220;We can do it,&#8221; urged McCain in the speech. &#8220;Americans, together, we can do it.&#8221; &#8220;This isn&#8217;t a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,9,50],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1583"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}