{"id":1752,"date":"2008-10-16T08:55:45","date_gmt":"2008-10-16T12:55:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1752"},"modified":"2008-10-16T13:33:25","modified_gmt":"2008-10-16T17:33:25","slug":"sarah-palins-newest-strategymake-em-weak-at-the-knees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1752","title":{"rendered":"Sarah Palin&#8217;s Newest Strategy:<br\/>Make &#8216;Em Weak At the Knees."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2008\/10\/13\/is-sarahs-new-hairstyle-p_n_133048.html\"  target=\"_blank\" title=\"Ooh la la!\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/slide_401_10559_large.jpg\" title=\"Ooh la la!\" alt=\"Ooh la la!\" align=\"middle\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Gentlemen: If the gauzy melodies of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=SGO-TGQbnTM\"  target=\"_blank\">Steve Arrington&#8217;s Hall of Fame&#8217;s classic 1983 hit<\/a> plays in the back of your mind while you gaze at Sarah Palin&#8217;s seemingly endless tresses, above (in a photo taken not ten days ago, yet!), you&#8217;ve fallen to the cursed infirmity that undoes all men!<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->If, right now, a warmth overcomes your loins, blame not yourselves! Yes, <a href=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1502\"  target=\"_blank\">Gov. Palin once wore her hair modestly, so that she would be taken seriously<\/a>. But when the masses realized <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=KyoafptEm5c\"  target=\"_blank\">she could not name a newspaper or magazine she read regularly<\/a>, well, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2008\/10\/13\/is-sarahs-new-hairstyle-p_n_133048.html\"  target=\"_blank\">she decided to go with what has always worked<\/a>, and you\u2014and I\u2014are the victims of her minxish charms!<\/p>\n<p>Women: Daughters, mothers, sisters, wives! Do you <em>not<\/em> believe me? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2008\/10\/13\/is-sarahs-new-hairstyle-p_n_133048.html\"  target=\"_blank\">View the <em>HuffPo<\/em> slideshow<\/a>. <em>Can you fault us for being&#8230;mere MEN?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gentlemen: If the gauzy melodies of Steve Arrington&#8217;s Hall of Fame&#8217;s classic 1983 hit plays in the back of your mind while you gaze at Sarah Palin&#8217;s seemingly endless tresses, above (in a photo taken not ten days ago, yet!), you&#8217;ve fallen to the cursed infirmity that undoes all men!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[54,69,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1752"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1752"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1752\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}