{"id":1884,"date":"2008-11-12T09:00:40","date_gmt":"2008-11-12T13:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1884"},"modified":"2018-08-16T19:13:43","modified_gmt":"2018-08-16T23:13:43","slug":"stop-showing-off-yer-stuff-honey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1884","title":{"rendered":"Stop Showing Off Yer Stuff, Honey."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/screen49.jpg\" title=\"\u201cTee hee hee hee hee!!!\u201d\" ><img title=\"\u201cTee hee hee hee hee!!!\u201d\" alt=\"\u201cTee hee hee hee hee!!!\u201d\" src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/screen49.jpg\" width=\"500\" align=\"middle\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Do you love your dog to death, but feel that the way the bitch proudly parades her business through the streets, tail held high, is, from a <em>homo sapiens<\/em> perspective, just a tad&#8230;<em>indecorous<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>So did Virginia Commonwealth University art student Meg Roberts. However, instead of just averting her eyes\u2014like you do\u2014she fashioned <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vcu.edu\/arts\/craft\/dept\/clay\/gallery.shtml?album=45\"  target=\"_blank\">an anus-cloaking, tastefully enameled triangular copper piece, with delicate white and pink accents, and &#8220;a hinged door that falls open with gravity.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Apparently, the object, appropriately titled <em>A Lady Never Reveals Too Much<\/em>, is a one-off, and Roberts has no plans to market it.<\/p>\n<p>To which I say, Meg: Do you want to be a <em>starving<\/em> artist all your life? Do you know how many <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2008\/07\/02\/us\/02gift.html\"  target=\"_blank\">blue-haired, Upper East Side, New York City matrons<\/a> would happily strap a gold-plated, diamond-encrusted one over Fifi&#8217;s sourpuss?<\/p>\n<p>[via <em><a href=\"http:\/\/extremecraft.typepad.com\/extreme_craft\/2008\/11\/doo-right.html\"  target=\"_blank\">ExtremeCraft<\/a><\/em>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you love your dog to death, but feel that the way the bitch proudly parades her business through the streets, tail held high, is, from a homo sapiens perspective, just a tad&#8230;indecorous? So did Virginia Commonwealth University art student Meg Roberts. However, instead of just averting her eyes\u2014like you do\u2014she fashioned an anus-cloaking, tastefully [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[68,21],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1884"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1884"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7553,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1884\/revisions\/7553"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}