{"id":2196,"date":"2008-12-25T09:00:57","date_gmt":"2008-12-25T14:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=2196"},"modified":"2008-12-25T09:01:33","modified_gmt":"2008-12-25T14:01:33","slug":"here-you-go-ladiesall-the-man-you-need-and-a-handlebar-to-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=2196","title":{"rendered":"Here&#8217;s Your Gift, Ladies: All the Man You Need, Unwrapped, Fully-Fueled, with Handlebars Ready to Ride."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/io-soup-assets.s3.amazonaws.com\/asset\/0195\/1351_222e.jpeg\"  target=\"_blank\" title=\"Mustache nipples.\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/1351_222ejpeg.jpg\" title=\"Mustache nipples.\" alt=\"Mustache nipples.\" align=\"middle\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thank me later.<\/p>\n<p><em>Merry Christmas!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>[via <em><a href=\"http:\/\/digg.com\/odd_stuff\/Nipple_Hair_Mustache_Wow_pic\"  target=\"_blank\">digg<\/a><\/em>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank me later. Merry Christmas! [via digg]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,64],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2196"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}