{"id":2296,"date":"2009-01-27T09:00:10","date_gmt":"2009-01-27T14:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=2296"},"modified":"2009-01-27T09:54:38","modified_gmt":"2009-01-27T14:54:38","slug":"bitch-better-have-my-triethylene-tetramine-dihydrochloride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=2296","title":{"rendered":"Bitch Better Have My Triethylene Tetramine Dihydrochloride."},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <a href=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/screen8.jpg\"  title=\"Periodic Table Ring in gold (Au)\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/screen8.jpg\" title=\"Periodic Table Ring in gold (Au)\" alt=\"Periodic Table Ring in gold (Au)\" align=\"middle\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Grad school can be tough enough without you having to pull rank. But when you absolutely <em>have<\/em> to do so\u2014like, say your semester&#8217;s final joint term paper is due, and you need to let your chemistry lab partner know whose really running thangs\u2014pimp slap them while wearing one of these Periodic Rings from <a href=\"http:\/\/itsno.name\/\"  target=\"_blank\">It&#8217;s No Name<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Done up with each ring&#8217;s metal&#8217;s corresponding insignia from the famed table of elements, they&#8217;re available in silver ($280), gold, above ($2,350), and, for future Nobel prize winners only, platinum ($6,600). Aaahhhh, yeah: Sumn&#8217;s &#8217;bout to go down, and it&#8217;s <em>exothermic<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grad school can be tough enough without you having to pull rank. But when you absolutely have to do so\u2014like, say your semester&#8217;s final joint term paper is due, and you need to let your chemistry lab partner know whose really running thangs\u2014pimp slap them while wearing one of these Periodic Rings from It&#8217;s No [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[21,50,16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2296"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}