{"id":2314,"date":"2009-01-29T09:00:57","date_gmt":"2009-01-29T14:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=2314"},"modified":"2009-01-29T11:15:21","modified_gmt":"2009-01-29T16:15:21","slug":"daddy-whats-wrong-with-ruperts-neck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=2314","title":{"rendered":"Daddy, What&#8217;s Wrong with Rupert&#8217;s Neck?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/4.jpg\"  title=\"Teddy bear with its head getting sawed off\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/4.jpg\" title=\"Teddy bear with its head getting sawed off\" alt=\"Teddy bear with its head getting sawed off\" align=\"middle\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not really clear on who&#8217;s the creator of this not-for-sale take on the classic child&#8217;s teddy bear, above. They&#8217;re prolific, though, as <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5113090\/macabre-plush-toys-are-perfect-xmas-gift-for-future-psychokillers\"  target=\"_blank\">these sister creations<\/a> make obvious. Hey: Which one&#8217;s your favorite: <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/photogallery\/macabretoys\/1005347540\"  target=\"_blank\">The cat that didn&#8217;t quite escape a fast-moving Oldsmobile<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/photogallery\/macabretoys\/1005347507\"  target=\"_blank\">a tiger apparently having buyer&#8217;s remorse<\/a>, or, again, <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/photogallery\/macabretoys\/1005347441\"  target=\"_blank\">the teddies that didn&#8217;t quite separate correctly in Mommy Teddy Bear&#8217;s womb<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>[via <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5113090\/macabre-plush-toys-are-perfect-xmas-gift-for-future-psychokillers\"  target=\"_blank\"><em>Gizmodo<\/em><\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not really clear on who&#8217;s the creator of this not-for-sale take on the classic child&#8217;s teddy bear, above. They&#8217;re prolific, though, as these sister creations make obvious. Hey: Which one&#8217;s your favorite: The cat that didn&#8217;t quite escape a fast-moving Oldsmobile, a tiger apparently having buyer&#8217;s remorse, or, again, the teddies that didn&#8217;t quite [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,42],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2314"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}