{"id":2615,"date":"2009-03-17T09:00:14","date_gmt":"2009-03-17T14:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=2615"},"modified":"2009-03-17T10:51:07","modified_gmt":"2009-03-17T15:51:07","slug":"id-say-thats-pretty-much-a-relationship-ender","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=2615","title":{"rendered":"I’d Say That’s Pretty Much a Relationship-Ender."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Bosch GSA900E 110V 900W Sabre Saw, used “when cutting into tight crevices”<\/a> <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

As I’ve said here before, I don’t tend to do “Strange But True” stories on MEDIA ASSASSIN, but this KTLA.com clip from a week ago<\/a> possessed such an extreme quality that I had to press it forward:<\/p>\n

Woman Hurt in Sex Mishap Involving Power Tool<\/strong><\/p>\n

LEXINGTON PARK, Md.- A woman is recovering after being seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy.<\/p>\n

A man who called 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.<\/p>\n

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was flown to Prince George’s hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.<\/p>\n

County law enforcement officials say no charges will be filed, calling the incident accidental.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Wow. Can you imagine the screams<\/em> that came out of her?<\/p>\n

Now, a test: Which of these Darwin Awards<\/a> nominees was the bigger bonehead: The man who, certainly, proposed that he and his partner utilize a tool made for cutting tree branches<\/em> in foreplay, or the woman who agreed to let some guy stick a rapidly-moving saw blade into a working orifice?<\/p>\n

I don’t know. But as Judge Judy would say, you two should never, ever have children, and from the bare details of this piece, that may now be an impossibility, anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bosch GSA900E 110V 900W Sabre Saw, used “when cutting into tight crevices” As I’ve said here before, I don’t tend to do “Strange But True” stories on MEDIA ASSASSIN, but this KTLA.com clip from a week ago possessed such an extreme quality that I had to press it forward: Woman Hurt in Sex Mishap Involving […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[26],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2615"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2615"}],"version-history":[{"count":35,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2615\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2640,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2615\/revisions\/2640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}