{"id":3070,"date":"2009-04-08T09:52:59","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T13:52:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=3070"},"modified":"2009-04-08T09:52:59","modified_gmt":"2009-04-08T13:52:59","slug":"girls-i-got-em-broke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=3070","title":{"rendered":"Girls, I Got &#8216;Em Broke."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/21.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3069\" title=\"21\" src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/21.jpg\" alt=\"21\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/21.jpg 340w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/21-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/21-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Maybe, upon hearing <em>Girls, I Got &#8216;Em Locked<\/em>, Super Lover Cee and Casanova Rud&#8217;s 1988 debut CD, you immediately noted the unique nimbleness of Super&#8217;s gifted tongue. Or perhaps all you dreamt about was him <em>giving you some of that gift<\/em>, because you thought he was <em>foyne!<\/em> and would buy anything with his face, eyes, and supple lips across the front.<\/p>\n<p>At least I hope so. Because, if you didn&#8217;t, reclaiming your childhood is going to really cost you. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/offer-listing\/B0001V4AZ4\"  target=\"_blank\">Ear Wax Records Atlanta is selling Amazon.com&#8217;s sole copy<\/a>\u2014&#8221;Open Case\/Never Played Condition\/MISSING BACK COVER\/First Class Shipping&#8221;\u2014of <em>Girls, I Got &#8216;Em Locked<\/em>&#8230;and it&#8217;s <strong>$200<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><em>No lie<\/em>. That&#8217;s, like, at least <em>twenty<\/em> regular CDs! Good thing YouTube&#8217;s still free. You can watch <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jq-h-RsZzZc\"  target=\"_blank\">the title track&#8217;s little seen, <\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jq-h-RsZzZc\"  target=\"_blank\">negative-budget music video<\/a>, or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=pBiFel99JEM\"  target=\"_blank\">this slightly more hi-fi audio-only version<\/a>. And start saving your lunch money.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe, upon hearing Girls, I Got &#8216;Em Locked, Super Lover Cee and Casanova Rud&#8217;s 1988 debut CD, you immediately noted the unique nimbleness of Super&#8217;s gifted tongue. Or perhaps all you dreamt about was him giving you some of that gift, because you thought he was foyne! and would buy anything with his face, eyes, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3070"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3070"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3085,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3070\/revisions\/3085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}