{"id":3074,"date":"2009-04-09T17:33:52","date_gmt":"2009-04-09T21:33:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=3074"},"modified":"2009-04-09T17:33:52","modified_gmt":"2009-04-09T21:33:52","slug":"we-commend-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=3074","title":{"rendered":"We Commend You."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gomediazine.com\/news\/fail-sticker-face\/\"  target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3087\" title=\"fail-photo\" src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/fail-photo.jpg\" alt=\"fail-photo\" width=\"500\" height=\"369\" srcset=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/fail-photo.jpg 460w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/fail-photo-300x221.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If, like I, you&#8217;re an insane fan of the contemptuous <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/failblog.org\/\"  target=\"_self\">Fail blog<\/a>, and its archived &#8220;pictures and videos of owned, pwnd and fail moments,&#8221; you&#8217;ll relish this opportunity to hoist a critique of human high wackness off the web and into 4-dimensional spacetime. The new clear-backed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.failsticker.com\/\"  target=\"_blank\">FAIL stickers<\/a>\u20146 inches wide by 3 1\/2 inches high\u2014adhere to walls, windows, other people&#8217;s property, and, most of all, human beings, like the half-snoozing drunky, above. Get five for $4.99, 25\/$14.99, and 50\/$24.99. Deeply gratify your inner misanthrope.<\/p>\n<p>[via <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gomediazine.com\/news\/fail-sticker-face\/\"  target=\"_blank\">gomediazine.com<\/a><\/em>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If, like I, you&#8217;re an insane fan of the contemptuous Fail blog, and its archived &#8220;pictures and videos of owned, pwnd and fail moments,&#8221; you&#8217;ll relish this opportunity to hoist a critique of human high wackness off the web and into 4-dimensional spacetime. The new clear-backed FAIL stickers\u20146 inches wide by 3 1\/2 inches high\u2014adhere [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3074"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3074"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3074\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6116,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3074\/revisions\/6116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}