{"id":3086,"date":"2009-04-14T15:47:52","date_gmt":"2009-04-14T19:47:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=3086"},"modified":"2011-10-20T18:04:08","modified_gmt":"2011-10-20T23:04:08","slug":"what-todays-well-equipped-homeowner-is-workin-with","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=3086","title":{"rendered":"What Today&#8217;s Well-Equipped Homeowner is Workin&#8217; With."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/338673695_8a56716f84.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3144\" title=\"338673695_8a56716f84\" src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/338673695_8a56716f84.jpg\" alt=\"338673695_8a56716f84\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\" srcset=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/338673695_8a56716f84.jpg 375w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/338673695_8a56716f84-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now, that&#8217;s what <em>I&#8217;m<\/em> talkin&#8217; &#8217;bout. You&#8217;d think with all the increasing hubub about the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=coming+zombie+apocalypse\" >coming zombie apocalypse<\/a>, more folks would be getting geared for the dawn of the dead. Leave it to blogger <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedanger.org\/zack\/\"  target=\"_blank\">Zack Danger<\/a> to pick up the gore-soaked slack with his official <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedanger.org\/zack\/?p=188\"  target=\"_blank\">Danger Zombie Survival Kit<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The emergency wall case, above, comes  done up with a blood red mat in a black frame under glass. Inside, it&#8217;s power-packed with a stockless tactical shotgun, two cartons of 12-gauge shells, and safety glasses, to protect your eyes from flying metal or bone fragments. Rollin&#8217; up like that, zombies stand less of a chance than roaches swimming in Raid. <a href=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=1980\"  target=\"_blank\">Like I said, after catching a glimpse of <em>Left 4 Dead<\/em>&#8216;s corpse-ridden hell<\/a>, lemme at &#8217;em.<\/p>\n<p>[via <a href=\"http:\/\/failblog.org\/2009\/04\/08\/emergency-preparedness-win\/\"  target=\"_blank\">FAIL<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now, that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m talkin&#8217; &#8217;bout. You&#8217;d think with all the increasing hubub about the coming zombie apocalypse, more folks would be getting geared for the dawn of the dead. Leave it to blogger Zack Danger to pick up the gore-soaked slack with his official Danger Zombie Survival Kit. The emergency wall case, above, comes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[21,18,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3086"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3086"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3086\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3158,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3086\/revisions\/3158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}