{"id":3436,"date":"2009-07-29T23:56:59","date_gmt":"2009-07-30T03:56:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=3436"},"modified":"2009-07-29T23:58:50","modified_gmt":"2009-07-30T03:58:50","slug":"your-time-is-up-mr-bond-when-this-bomb-detonates-you-will-dieha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-habut-first-let-me-make-this-cup-of-joe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=3436","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Your time is UP, Mr. Bond! When this bomb detonates, you will DIE!<br>HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA!<br>But, first let me make one cup of joe.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3437\" title=\"carloborer_design_espressomachine_etienne2\" src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/carloborer_design_espressomachine_etienne2.jpg\" alt=\"carloborer_design_espressomachine_etienne2\" width=\"500\" height=\"334\" srcset=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/carloborer_design_espressomachine_etienne2.jpg 600w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/carloborer_design_espressomachine_etienne2-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Not only does the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbindustries.ch\/site\/products\/etiennelouis\/%7Egallery\/\" title=\"Saeco Etienne Louis Espresso Coffee Machine\" onclick=\"javascript:urchinTracker('\/outbound\/www.cbindustries.ch\/site\/products\/etiennelouis\/_gallery\/?ref=http_\/\/www.2leep.com\/news\/664\/1\/');\"  target=\"_blank\">Saeco Etienne Louis espresso coffee machine<\/a> make a great cup o&#8217; java, but, as a neat bonus, it looks like a sci-fi movie prop thermonuclear device.<\/p>\n<p>According to the Google Translate version of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbindustries.ch\/site\/products\/etiennelouis\/~description\/\"  target=\"_blank\">the description on Saeco Ettienne&#8217;s web site<\/a>,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The cover of Etienne Louis is a ball made of polished stainless steel from cast aluminum &#8211; the foot is taken and the surface of aluminum peaks occupied. All aluminum parts are polished. The upper half of the sphere is removed, your under the water tank to be removed also.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Uh, yeah, right. No price has been given yet, but is any cost too much to both sooth your friends&#8217; taste buds <em>and<\/em> terrorize them?<\/p>\n<p>[via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.walyou.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/05\/11-bizarre-gadgets-that-you-dont-want-your-mom-to-see\/\"  target=\"_blank\"><em>walyou.com<\/em><\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not only does the Saeco Etienne Louis espresso coffee machine make a great cup o&#8217; java, but, as a neat bonus, it looks like a sci-fi movie prop thermonuclear device. According to the Google Translate version of the description on Saeco Ettienne&#8217;s web site, The cover of Etienne Louis is a ball made of polished [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[21,27],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3436"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3436"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4555,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3436\/revisions\/4555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}