{"id":3446,"date":"2009-05-05T12:48:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-05T16:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=3446"},"modified":"2009-05-05T12:48:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-05T16:48:00","slug":"i-dont-know-what-it-is-yanni-but-somehow-suddenly-im-strangely-attracted-to-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=3446","title":{"rendered":"“I Don’t Know What It Is, Yanni, But, Somehow, Suddenly, I’m Strangely Attracted To You.”"},"content":{"rendered":"

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While this juxtaposition of Yanni’s 1992 Dare To Dream<\/em> and Ween’s 1994 Chocolate and Cheese<\/em> CD covers, above, encourages a freaky moment of sexual ambiguity\u2014due, depending on your orientation, to Mr. Chryssomallis’s striking ‘stache or model Ashley Savage’s bodacious ta-tas\u2014it’s got nothing on this catalog of 15 unfortunately placed ads<\/a>.<\/p>\n

The lineup includes billboards for a juicer and a fitness center<\/a> that should have got someone fired, and a subtle computer error jab<\/a>. But, mostly, they appear to be combinations of content and advertising created by web-based optimizing software; the kind that, based on keywords, sticks a relevant advertisement on the page one is reading. Of course, as this coffee ad<\/a> shows, sometimes the placement is just a little bit too<\/em> relevant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

While this juxtaposition of Yanni’s 1992 Dare To Dream and Ween’s 1994 Chocolate and Cheese CD covers, above, encourages a freaky moment of sexual ambiguity\u2014due, depending on your orientation, to Mr. Chryssomallis’s striking ‘stache or model Ashley Savage’s bodacious ta-tas\u2014it’s got nothing on this catalog of 15 unfortunately placed ads. The lineup includes billboards for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[22,21,64],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3446"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3446"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3488,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3446\/revisions\/3488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}