{"id":3775,"date":"2009-06-10T09:00:07","date_gmt":"2009-06-10T13:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=3775"},"modified":"2009-06-08T03:22:40","modified_gmt":"2009-06-08T07:22:40","slug":"you-win","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=3775","title":{"rendered":"All Right. You Win."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.typetees.com\/product\/917\/I_listen_to_bands_that_don_t_even_exist_yet\"  target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3776\" title=\"917-tee_large\" src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/917-tee_large.png\" alt=\"917-tee_large\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/917-tee_large.png 636w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/917-tee_large-150x150.png 150w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/917-tee_large-300x300.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I give up. I mean, I just cannot out-hip you, especially in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.typetees.com\/product\/917\/I_listen_to_bands_that_don_t_even_exist_yet\"  target=\"_blank\">that 100% cotton, cream-colored, $15 Threadless.com TypeTee,<\/a> available in all sizes, above, telling the world that, if it makes a sound, you&#8217;ve already probably turned your nose down on it.<\/p>\n<p>You <em>win<\/em>. Now, go away.<\/p>\n<p>Leave the shirt behind, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I give up. I mean, I just cannot out-hip you, especially in that 100% cotton, cream-colored, $15 Threadless.com TypeTee, available in all sizes, above, telling the world that, if it makes a sound, you&#8217;ve already probably turned your nose down on it. You win. Now, go away. Leave the shirt behind, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[54,42,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3775"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3775"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3775\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3963,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3775\/revisions\/3963"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}