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We’ve covered fellatio-inspired ads<\/a> before, here, on MEDIA ASSASSIN. However, this print piece, above, offering to “blow” Burger King’s “Super Seven Incher” into the wide-open mouth of a customer is so perfectly awful that, as I post it, I’m actually still wondering if it’s real. (This other picture<\/a> of it seems to suggest its veracity, however.)<\/p>\n As the amazing copyranter.com<\/a> clarifies,<\/p>\n this ad via Singapore for the BK Super Seven Incher is the new leading “most overtly blow-jobby ad” I’ve ever seen, surpassing this one<\/span><\/a>, this one<\/span><\/a>, and even this one<\/span><\/a>. Nice misogynistic touch making the woman look like a f%#@ing blow-up doll.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Meanwhile, a word to Gaviscon<\/a>: Selling your white, thick, creamy, heartburn medicine on the promise that it will cool your insides “like a fireman came in your mouth”<\/a> is going to really narrow your audience.<\/p>\n