{"id":4629,"date":"2009-08-13T12:00:17","date_gmt":"2009-08-13T16:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=4629"},"modified":"2009-08-07T18:03:21","modified_gmt":"2009-08-07T22:03:21","slug":"thats-a-huge-sandwich-yer-holdin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=4629","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s a Huge Sandwich Yer Holdin&#8217;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Vccgg-HJcUE\"  target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4632\" title=\"screen1\" src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/screen1.jpg\" alt=\"screen1\" width=\"500\" height=\"316\" srcset=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/screen1.jpg 430w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/screen1-300x189.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Am I the only person who thinks there might be something phallic going on in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Vccgg-HJcUE\"  target=\"_blank\">Yankee CC Sabathia&#8217;s and Met Johan Santana&#8217;s Big Chipotle Cheesesteak commercial for Subway<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Vccgg-HJcUE\"  target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-4633\" title=\"screen2\" src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/screen2-300x188.jpg\" alt=\"screen2\" width=\"250\" height=\"156\" srcset=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/screen2-300x188.jpg 300w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/screen2.jpg 434w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a>That is, the fast food chain would have us believe, with the ad, they&#8217;re only marketing &#8220;a<span> toasted tower of juicy steak and melted cheese, topped with peppers, onions, and spicy chipotle southwest sauce,&#8221; right.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>But check out the positioning and angle of the sandwiches between their open legs\u2014which never changes\u2014the lighting, and even the &#8220;circumcised cut&#8221; at the exposed end of the bread.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Plus, follow the dialogue, as two pinnacles of Black masculine physicality trade locker room talk about how &#8220;big&#8221; the meaty cylinder between their legs is. <\/span><span>One almost gets the indelicate impression that Doctor&#8217;s Associates, Subway&#8217;s parent company, is selling more than sustenance. Hey: <a href=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=4155\"  target=\"_blank\">It wouldn&#8217;t be the first time<\/a>.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&#8220;<\/span><span>How big is it?, asks Subway. You decide. Watch the ad, below. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><object class=\"embed\" width=\"425\" height=\"264\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" \ndata=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Vccgg-HJcUE?fs=1\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Vccgg-HJcUE?fs=1\" \/><em>You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video<\/em><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am I the only person who thinks there might be something phallic going on in Yankee CC Sabathia&#8217;s and Met Johan Santana&#8217;s Big Chipotle Cheesesteak commercial for Subway? That is, the fast food chain would have us believe, with the ad, they&#8217;re only marketing &#8220;a toasted tower of juicy steak and melted cheese, topped with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[22,27,26,59],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4629"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4629"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4629\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4715,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4629\/revisions\/4715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}