{"id":5382,"date":"2009-09-29T20:03:07","date_gmt":"2009-09-30T00:03:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=5382"},"modified":"2009-09-29T20:47:04","modified_gmt":"2009-09-30T00:47:04","slug":"what-to-wear-this-winter-when-youre-feelin-kinda-horny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=5382","title":{"rendered":"What To Wear This Winter When You&#8217;re Feelin&#8217; Kinda Horny."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thingsandideas.wordpress.com\/2009\/09\/28\/baalaclava\/\"  target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5383\" title=\"3960875838_0557d33c8f\" src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/3960875838_0557d33c8f.jpg\" alt=\"3960875838_0557d33c8f\" width=\"500\" height=\"602\" srcset=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/3960875838_0557d33c8f.jpg 287w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/3960875838_0557d33c8f-248x300.jpg 248w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Scottish knitter <a href=\"http:\/\/thingsandideas.wordpress.com\/\"  target=\"_blank\">Anne-Marie Dunbar<\/a>&#8216;s designs border on the utterly bizarre. They range from <a href=\"http:\/\/thingsandideas.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/23\/the-innsmouth-look\/\"  target=\"_blank\">webbed claw gloves<\/a> to <a href=\"http:\/\/thingsandideas.wordpress.com\/2009\/02\/11\/molecule\/\"  target=\"_blank\">a knitted model of the acrylonitrile molecule<\/a> and beyond.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Beyond&#8221; is probably where this <a href=\"http:\/\/thingsandideas.wordpress.com\/2009\/09\/28\/baalaclava\/\"  target=\"_blank\">ram&#8217;s head balaclava<\/a>, above, goes, or, as she calls it, a &#8220;<em>baa<\/em>laclava.&#8221; For those of you who swing needles like a samurai&#8217;s <em>katana<\/em>, the pattern, which she sells via the web,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>is entirely seamless \u2013 the ears are worked by picking up stitches, and there\u2019s a little grafting at the front \u2013 instructions for which are given in the pattern.<\/p>\n<p>As per my previous mask patterns, I\u2019ve used an aran weight yarn with 4mm needles. The pattern gives two sizes \u2013 standard (19\u2033 to 23\u2033) and extra large (24\u2033 and up).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Plus, I just had this thought: Though Dunbar has strived for a&#8230;er&#8230;naturalistic appearance in the piece, this being yarn, you can color yours in any hues you want. Orange face with teal horns and nose, Dolphins fans?<\/p>\n<p>So, sign up to Ravelry.com, <a href=\"http:\/\/thingsandideas.wordpress.com\/2009\/09\/28\/baalaclava\/\"  target=\"_blank\">order the pattern for <strong>$5<\/strong><\/a>, pay via Paypal, and knit one up for the Aries in your life. Just remind &#8217;em not to wear it on their next SWAT call.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scottish knitter Anne-Marie Dunbar&#8216;s designs border on the utterly bizarre. They range from webbed claw gloves to a knitted model of the acrylonitrile molecule and beyond. &#8220;Beyond&#8221; is probably where this ram&#8217;s head balaclava, above, goes, or, as she calls it, a &#8220;baalaclava.&#8221; For those of you who swing needles like a samurai&#8217;s katana, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[68,12,21,54,42],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5382"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5382"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5391,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5382\/revisions\/5391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}