{"id":5394,"date":"2009-10-01T23:11:27","date_gmt":"2009-10-02T03:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=5394"},"modified":"2009-10-01T23:11:27","modified_gmt":"2009-10-02T03:11:27","slug":"baby-bubba-to-the-boogity-if-youve-got-an-infant-prepare-to-drown-in-a-sloshy-mix-of-evian-and-cuteness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=5394","title":{"rendered":"Baby Bubba to the Boogity: If You&#8217;ve Got An Infant, Prepare to Drown In a Sloshy Mix of Evian and Cuteness."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=XQcVllWpwGs\"  target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5397\" title=\"screen1\" src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/screen1.jpg\" alt=\"screen1\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" srcset=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/screen1.jpg 639w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/screen1-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You know how women with babies, or ones who <em>really<\/em> want them, go absolutely open-mouthed <em>ga-ga<\/em> anytime they even see a <em>picture<\/em> of a cute infant?<\/p>\n<p>Know any ladies like that? Well, keep &#8217;em away from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=XQcVllWpwGs\"  target=\"_blank\">Evian&#8217;s &#8220;Roller Babies&#8221; commercial<\/a>, below. Better yet, just go get a mop, now, to wipe up their covetous drool. (Plus, when you&#8217;re done, take a look at the bottled water manufacturer&#8217;s brief &#8220;making of&#8221; doc, below bottom.)<\/p>\n<p><object class=\"embed\" width=\"425\" height=\"264\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" \ndata=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/XQcVllWpwGs?fs=1\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/XQcVllWpwGs?fs=1\" \/><em>You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video<\/em><\/object><\/p>\n<p><object class=\"embed\" width=\"425\" height=\"264\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" \ndata=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/uQXD9sx-i0A?fs=1\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/uQXD9sx-i0A?fs=1\" \/><em>You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video<\/em><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know how women with babies, or ones who really want them, go absolutely open-mouthed ga-ga anytime they even see a picture of a cute infant? Know any ladies like that? Well, keep &#8217;em away from Evian&#8217;s &#8220;Roller Babies&#8221; commercial, below. Better yet, just go get a mop, now, to wipe up their covetous drool. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[22,45,10,42,19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5394"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5394"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5410,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5394\/revisions\/5410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}