{"id":5812,"date":"2009-11-12T17:18:38","date_gmt":"2009-11-12T22:18:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=5812"},"modified":"2009-11-12T17:18:38","modified_gmt":"2009-11-12T22:18:38","slug":"i-went-to-war-with-acid-spewing-xenomorphs-and-all-i-got-to-show-for-it-was-this-lousy-t-shirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=5812","title":{"rendered":"I Went To War With Acid-Spewing Xenomorphs and All I Got To Show For It Was This Lousy T-Shirt."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lastexittonowhere.com\/shop\/product\/weyland-yutani-corp\/\"  target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5813\" title=\"productimage-picture-weyland-yutani-mens-fitted-528\" src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/productimage-picture-weyland-yutani-mens-fitted-528.jpg\" alt=\"productimage-picture-weyland-yutani-mens-fitted-528\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/productimage-picture-weyland-yutani-mens-fitted-528.jpg 318w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/productimage-picture-weyland-yutani-mens-fitted-528-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/productimage-picture-weyland-yutani-mens-fitted-528-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>UK designer \/ retailer <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lastexittonowhere.com\/\"  target=\"_blank\">Last Exit To Nowhere<\/a> makes T-shirts for, perhaps, the most dedicated of movie fans: Those so geeked out on a particular film that they crave the logos of its barely mentioned, even merely-alluded-to, fictional corporations.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lastexittonowhere.com\/shop\/product\/the-overlook-hotel\/\"  target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-5818\" title=\"productimage-picture-the-overlook-hotel-hooded-top-536\" src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/productimage-picture-the-overlook-hotel-hooded-top-536-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"productimage-picture-the-overlook-hotel-hooded-top-536\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/productimage-picture-the-overlook-hotel-hooded-top-536-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/productimage-picture-the-overlook-hotel-hooded-top-536-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/productimage-picture-the-overlook-hotel-hooded-top-536.jpg 318w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>I don&#8217;t mean, like, say, <em>The Daily Planet<\/em>, Superman \/ Clark Kent&#8217;s well-known, Metropolis-based, but nonexistent newspaper. We&#8217;re talking more like <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Weyland-Yutani\"  target=\"_blank\">Weyland-Yutani<\/a>, Inc., above, the interplanetary megacorporation; owner-operator of the massive <em>Nostromo<\/em> and <em>Sulaco<\/em> spaceships from <em>Alien<\/em> and <em>Aliens<\/em>, respectively. Or the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Qu_2likGlok\"  target=\"_blank\">Slaughtered Lamb<\/a>, that unfriendly-to-strangers, soupless pub in <em>An American Werewolf in London<\/em>. Have you ever thought of spending a winter weekend at the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Overlook_Hotel\"  target=\"_blank\">Overlook Hotel<\/a>, right? Believe me: Not if you saw <em>The Shining<\/em>, first.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-5825\" title=\"productimage-picture-amity-police-cap-454\" src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/productimage-picture-amity-police-cap-454-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"productimage-picture-amity-police-cap-454\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/productimage-picture-amity-police-cap-454-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/productimage-picture-amity-police-cap-454-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/productimage-picture-amity-police-cap-454.jpg 317w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/>With stylized imagery representing fake companies in flicks from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lastexittonowhere.com\/shop\/product\/baltimore-state-hospital\/\"  target=\"_blank\"><em>The Silence of the Lambs<\/em><\/a> to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lastexittonowhere.com\/shop\/product\/hill-valley-high-school\/\"  target=\"_blank\"><em>Back to the Future<\/em><\/a>; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lastexittonowhere.com\/shop\/product\/amity-police-cap\/\"  target=\"_blank\"><em>Jaws<\/em><\/a>, right, to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lastexittonowhere.com\/shop\/product\/walley-world\/\"  target=\"_blank\"><em>National Lampoon&#8217;s Vacation<\/em><\/a>, there&#8217;s probably something for every cinema nerd out there. Hoodies abound, as do caps and fitted tops for ladies. There&#8217;s even <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lastexittonowhere.com\/shop\/category\/kids\/\"  target=\"_blank\">a kids&#8217; section<\/a>, so you can start decking out your future aesthete early. <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lastexittonowhere.com\/\"  target=\"_blank\">Last Exit To Nowhere<\/a> movie tees,<\/strong><strong> $30; hoodies, $50. <\/strong><strong>Sizes S to XXL<\/strong><strong>. H<\/strong><strong>ats, $20, one size fits all. <\/strong><strong>Shipping to U.S., $6.65 for the first item, $1.70 for each additional item<\/strong>. So, unlike a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lastexittonowhere.com\/shop\/product\/cahulawassee-river-expeditions\/\"  target=\"_blank\">Cahulawassee River expedition<\/a>, you won&#8217;t get screwed&#8230;on the price.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UK designer \/ retailer Last Exit To Nowhere makes T-shirts for, perhaps, the most dedicated of movie fans: Those so geeked out on a particular film that they crave the logos of its barely mentioned, even merely-alluded-to, fictional corporations. I don&#8217;t mean, like, say, The Daily Planet, Superman \/ Clark Kent&#8217;s well-known, Metropolis-based, but nonexistent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[21,54,18,42,8,50,53],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5812"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5812"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5838,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5812\/revisions\/5838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}