{"id":596,"date":"2008-05-12T08:45:27","date_gmt":"2008-05-12T12:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=596"},"modified":"2008-05-12T08:46:19","modified_gmt":"2008-05-12T12:46:19","slug":"half-a-brain-just-about-sizes-it-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=596","title":{"rendered":"If You Really Wanna Impress Me, Do &#8220;Bohemian Rhapsody.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=5clofp30cUw\"  target=\"_blank\" title=\"Sigh\u2026.\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/screen2.jpg\" alt=\"Sigh\u2026.\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<em>Wait&#8230;is that&#8230;<\/em>my old lady<em>? I never knew!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This is probably about as close to perfect as it gets: Rupert Holmes&#8217; FM classic, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=5clofp30cUw\"  target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Escape (The Pina Colada Song),&#8221;<\/a>&#8230;<em>acted out by Sims<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wait&#8230;is that&#8230;my old lady? I never knew! This is probably about as close to perfect as it gets: Rupert Holmes&#8217; FM classic, &#8220;Escape (The Pina Colada Song),&#8221;&#8230;acted out by Sims.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[51,5,3,39,8,19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}