{"id":6044,"date":"2009-11-28T20:30:07","date_gmt":"2009-11-29T01:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=6044"},"modified":"2009-11-30T12:54:06","modified_gmt":"2009-11-30T17:54:06","slug":"bingo-having-already-crashed-the-white-house-tareq-and-michaele-salahi-bag-the-nights-biggest-trophy-a-picture-with-the-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=6044","title":{"rendered":"BINGO! Having Already Crashed the White House, Tareq and Michaele Salahi Bag the Night&#8217;s Biggest Trophy: A Picture With The President."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6042\" title=\"slide_3820_54102_large\" src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/slide_3820_54102_large.jpg\" alt=\"slide_3820_54102_large\" width=\"500\" height=\"363\" srcset=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/slide_3820_54102_large.jpg 550w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/slide_3820_54102_large-300x218.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><em><strong>OBAMA:<\/strong> Good evening! Hey: How d&#8217;ya like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/blogs\/thetwo-way\/2009\/11\/indian_media_say_singh_met_par.html\"  target=\"_blank\">my rundown, ghetto security<\/a>? Man, I&#8217;ve been to <\/em>rap concerts<em> that were harder to get into&#8230;.<br \/>\n<strong>SALAHI:<\/strong> We like it more than you <\/em>presently<em> imagine, Mr. President.<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Not bad for not having been invited:<\/strong> In the above photo, released yesterday by the White House, Michaele Salahi, center, and her husband, Tareq, right, are seen meet-n-greeting the leader of the free world, having done nothing but show up.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, bonus: Look who&#8217;s next to the president, as is appropriate, given protocol: The guest of honor, Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh!<\/p>\n<p>Wow. So, you mean if I, say, support Pakistan&#8217;s goal of redrawn borders in Kashmir, all I need do to get close enough to <em>kill<\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hindustantimes.com\/India-will-not-redraw-borders-in-Kashmir-Manmohan-Singh\/H1-Article3-479263.aspx\"  target=\"_blank\">my opposition<\/a>\u2014the leader of the similarly nuclear-armed nation it borders\u2014is put on a tux, go to the White House, and, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=3EWruiIjBmo\"  target=\"_blank\">like Jay-Z suggested<\/a>, bring a blonde?<\/p>\n<p>Well, this might offend my political connects, but somebody call Islamabad after I stick a fork in him: He&#8217;s done!<\/p>\n<p>Amazing. I don&#8217;t know if we should <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2009\/11\/27\/white-house-party-crasher_n_372177.html\"  target=\"_blank\">throw these two losers in jail<\/a> for <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Red_Team\"  target=\"_blank\">red-teaming<\/a> the U.S. government, or give them Nobel Peace Prizes for helping avoid World War III.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OBAMA: Good evening! Hey: How d&#8217;ya like my rundown, ghetto security? Man, I&#8217;ve been to rap concerts that were harder to get into&#8230;. SALAHI: We like it more than you presently imagine, Mr. President.&#8230; Not bad for not having been invited: In the above photo, released yesterday by the White House, Michaele Salahi, center, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[46,28,31,64,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6044"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6044"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6044\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6063,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6044\/revisions\/6063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}