{"id":6072,"date":"2009-12-01T20:19:22","date_gmt":"2009-12-02T01:19:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=6072"},"modified":"2009-12-01T20:19:22","modified_gmt":"2009-12-02T01:19:22","slug":"hey-ninja-assassin-thanks-for-stopping-by-ill-take-your-coat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=6072","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Hey, Ninja Assassin! Thanks For Stopping By! I&#8217;ll Take Your Coat.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6073\" title=\"bb94_ninja_star_coat_hook_inuse\" src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/bb94_ninja_star_coat_hook_inuse.jpg\" alt=\"bb94_ninja_star_coat_hook_inuse\" width=\"400\" height=\"318\" srcset=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/bb94_ninja_star_coat_hook_inuse.jpg 400w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/bb94_ninja_star_coat_hook_inuse-300x238.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Be real, folks: When a ninja visits your apartment, the worst thing you could do is offer him a regular old hanger for his jacket.<\/p>\n<p>C&#8217;mon! Ninjas live lives of vitality, stealth, and daring. You need to make sure you have these <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/homeoffice\/supplies\/bb94\/\"  target=\"_blank\">Ninja Star Coat Hooks<\/a> ready. Each 4&#8243; x 4&#8243; x 0.31&#8243; weapon<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6074\" title=\"bb94_ninja_star_coat_hook_install\" src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/bb94_ninja_star_coat_hook_install-300x282.jpg\" alt=\"bb94_ninja_star_coat_hook_install\" width=\"300\" height=\"282\" srcset=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/bb94_ninja_star_coat_hook_install-300x282.jpg 300w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/bb94_ninja_star_coat_hook_install.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>is made out of super strong, nickel-plated zinc alloy. One star tip is replaced with a screw, so you can just pick where you want it and screw it into your wall. It will look like a Ninja has attacked your office and you beat him so easily that you now mock his attempt by using his own weapons to hold up your coat. Wow, how did you get so awesome?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Ninja Star Coat Hooks, $12.99 ea.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.1designperday.com\/2009\/12\/01\/18-most-creative-coat-hooks\/\"  target=\"_blank\"><em>1designperday.com<\/em><\/a>]<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Be real, folks: When a ninja visits your apartment, the worst thing you could do is offer him a regular old hanger for his jacket. C&#8217;mon! Ninjas live lives of vitality, stealth, and daring. You need to make sure you have these Ninja Star Coat Hooks ready. Each 4&#8243; x 4&#8243; x 0.31&#8243; weapon is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[21,42],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6072"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6072"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6072\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6078,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6072\/revisions\/6078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}