{"id":6100,"date":"2009-12-03T18:07:51","date_gmt":"2009-12-03T23:07:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=6100"},"modified":"2009-12-03T18:10:01","modified_gmt":"2009-12-03T23:10:01","slug":"why-cant-us-tv-stations-give-us-tiger-woods-visuals-like-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=6100","title":{"rendered":"Why Can’t U.S. TV Stations Give Us Tiger Woods Visuals Like These?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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My friend MaryKay sent me this riotous clip, above. Apparently, it uses Maya, Poser, or some other animation software to visualize a likely scenario for Tiger Woods’s November 27 car crash\u2014the one that has opened up, not only the right front end of his car but, a window into his clearly troubled marriage.<\/p>\n

The bit, produced by 1-Apple news of Taiwan<\/a> and narrated in traditional Chinese, is <\/span>mixed with photo stills and police press conference footage, but that’s merely styrofoam peanut padding for the good stuff.<\/p>\n

\"screen1\"<\/a>In the videogame-looking sequence, Tiger’s wife, Elin, becomes enraged and strikes Tiger in the face, above, upon learning of his relationship with his alleged mistress, Rachel Uchitel, pictured in the thought balloon inset. The golfer escapes their home and the conflict in his car, but his wife then takes off after him, above, clutching one of his prized golf clubs, striking at the car. Woods, distracted by her pursuit, then runs into a hydrant and a tree.<\/p>\n

Of course, this is all still hypothetical, as the couple have not detailed what actually happened, and why, that night. Also, none of this accounts for the latest revelations: That Jarius Lavar Adams, the neighbor who called 911 upon hearing the commotion, rushed out to find the star athlete “unconscious and snoring<\/em><\/a> [my emphasis], in the street on the passenger side of his 2009 Cadillac Escalade.”<\/a> But it does make fine entertainment out of other people’s ongoing misery.<\/p>\n

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My friend MaryKay sent me this riotous clip, above. Apparently, it uses Maya, Poser, or some other animation software to visualize a likely scenario for Tiger Woods’s November 27 car crash\u2014the one that has opened up, not only the right front end of his car but, a window into his clearly troubled marriage. The bit, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[48,46,5,7,15,8,59,19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6100"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6100"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6100\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6115,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6100\/revisions\/6115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}