{"id":6138,"date":"2009-12-04T09:00:46","date_gmt":"2009-12-04T14:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=6138"},"modified":"2009-12-04T11:40:44","modified_gmt":"2009-12-04T16:40:44","slug":"awwww-yeah-ladies-this-is-gonna-be-our-little-secret-you-see-the-media-assassin-is-bout-to-wear-you-out-tonight-its-the-weekend-and-you-dont-stand-a-chance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=6138","title":{"rendered":"Awwww, Yeah, Ladies: This Is Gonna Be Our Little Secret. You See, THE MEDIA ASSASSIN Is &#8216;Bout To WEAR YOU OUT. Tonight, It&#8217;s the Weekend, And You Don&#8217;t Stand A Chance&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY\"  target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6139\" title=\"screen6\" src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/screen6.jpg\" alt=\"screen6\" width=\"500\" height=\"401\" srcset=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/screen6.jpg 445w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/screen6-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;against this <em>sexy<\/em> little slow jam, featuring my <em>main<\/em> man, Mr. Hole-In-One, Tiger Woods.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s called the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY\"  target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix,&#8221;<\/a> and gurrrrl, I hope you Vaselined your legs today, so yo&#8217; panties can have a <em>smooooth<\/em> ride <em>down<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Awwww, yeah, girl: You better believe you&#8217;re gonna break out the rear window of my 2009 Cadillac Escalade.<\/p>\n<p>Only this time&#8230;..it&#8217;s gonna be from <em>the inside<\/em>&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><object class=\"embed\" width=\"425\" height=\"264\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" \ndata=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/OEkomaBTppY?fs=1\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/OEkomaBTppY?fs=1\" \/><em>You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video<\/em><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;against this sexy little slow jam, featuring my main man, Mr. Hole-In-One, Tiger Woods. It&#8217;s called the &#8220;Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix,&#8221; and gurrrrl, I hope you Vaselined your legs today, so yo&#8217; panties can have a smooooth ride down. Awwww, yeah, girl: You better believe you&#8217;re gonna break out the rear window of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[44,46,51,42,3,39,8,50,26,59],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6138"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6138"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6155,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6138\/revisions\/6155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}