{"id":6409,"date":"2010-01-04T20:55:07","date_gmt":"2010-01-05T01:55:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=6409"},"modified":"2010-01-04T20:55:07","modified_gmt":"2010-01-05T01:55:07","slug":"lemme-see-said-tiger-woods-think-ill-hit-the-links-then-im-gonna-knock-over-this-gas-station","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=6409","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Lemme See,&#8221; Said Tiger Woods. &#8220;Think I&#8217;ll Hit The Links. Then I&#8217;m Gonna Knock Over This Gas Station.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6410\" title=\"0210 VF NOUPC\" src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/tiger-woods-vanity-fair-sf.jpg\" alt=\"0210 VF NOUPC\" width=\"500\" height=\"724\" srcset=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/tiger-woods-vanity-fair-sf.jpg 300w, http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/tiger-woods-vanity-fair-sf-207x300.jpg 207w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Count on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2009\/09\/06\/photographer-annie-leibov_n_278275.html\"  target=\"_blank\">cash-strapped<\/a> photog Annie Leibovitz to dig up the Tiger-Woods-As-Black-Man-You&#8217;d-Lock-Your-Car-Doors-For shot, now the cover of the new <em>Vanity Fair<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Is the hatred his wage for casually tapping a baker&#8217;s dozen of white women? Can&#8217;t imagine that <em>VF<\/em>, or the rest of American media, would&#8217;ve cared if he&#8217;d been married to a sister, and\/or had cheated with a cluster of &#8217;em. In any event, it certainly wouldn&#8217;t have ranked this <em>Oz<\/em> reject photo.<\/p>\n<p>Yo, Tiger: If you didn&#8217;t know it yet, the Cablinasian Era is officially <em>over<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Count on cash-strapped photog Annie Leibovitz to dig up the Tiger-Woods-As-Black-Man-You&#8217;d-Lock-Your-Car-Doors-For shot, now the cover of the new Vanity Fair. Is the hatred his wage for casually tapping a baker&#8217;s dozen of white women? Can&#8217;t imagine that VF, or the rest of American media, would&#8217;ve cared if he&#8217;d been married to a sister, and\/or had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[46,51,7,14,15,8,20,59],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6409"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6409"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6428,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6409\/revisions\/6428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}