{"id":671,"date":"2008-05-16T08:59:41","date_gmt":"2008-05-16T12:59:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=671"},"modified":"2008-05-16T08:59:53","modified_gmt":"2008-05-16T12:59:53","slug":"suge-knights-assailant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=671","title":{"rendered":"Suge Knight&#8217;s Assailant!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogsiswatching.com\/2008\/05\/knock-out-kid-speaks-on-suge-knight.html\"  target=\"_blank\" title=\"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/screen51.jpg\" title=\"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!\" alt=\"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!\" align=\"middle\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t those words sound strange together: &#8220;Suge Knight&#8217;s assailant&#8221;? The beatifically smiling young man, above, is, allegedly, he: Greg the Barber, or, as he is popularly now known, the Man Who Cold Knocked Suge Knight Both Out and Flat On His Behind.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->In the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=wOFHSZ-4eA4\"  target=\"_blank\">YouTubes<\/a> by <a href=\"http:\/\/profile.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendid=32937642\"  target=\"_blank\">jeweler Ben Baller<\/a>, Greg dispels internet rumors that he&#8217;s in hiding\u2014he talks from what looks like his sunlit workplace, above\u2014mentions his weekend plans\u2014back to the same Shag club at which he crash-test-dummied Knight&#8217;s jaw\u2014and even addresses whispers that his life won&#8217;t last long enough to give the guy in the chair another haircut.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, in case you&#8217;ve somehow not seen the photos that, in the hip-hop cosmos, seemed about as likely in our lifetimes as a cache of Mother Teresa porn loops, <a href=\"http:\/\/photos.tmz.com\/galleries\/suge_knight_knockout\"  target=\"_blank\">gaze in awe<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t those words sound strange together: &#8220;Suge Knight&#8217;s assailant&#8221;? The beatifically smiling young man, above, is, allegedly, he: Greg the Barber, or, as he is popularly now known, the Man Who Cold Knocked Suge Knight Both Out and Flat On His Behind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[46,51,10,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=671"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}