{"id":7085,"date":"2010-03-10T23:29:23","date_gmt":"2010-03-11T04:29:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=7085"},"modified":"2010-03-24T09:03:25","modified_gmt":"2010-03-24T14:03:25","slug":"how-to-not-end-a-romantic-evening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=7085","title":{"rendered":"How To Not<\/i> End A Romantic Evening."},"content":{"rendered":"

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I can’t even begin to look at this 2006 bit, below, from MADtv<\/em>‘s twelfth season, too often. “I Want You To Watch Me Play Madden”<\/a> features former cast member Jordan Peele, above, as a guy whose notion of foreplay is getting his girl (castmate Nicole Randall Johnson) to join him in a menage \u00e1 mille<\/em> on Xbox Live.<\/p>\n

There may be nothing more pitiful than a guy who mounts his self-absorbtion cloaked in cheezy seduction, and, in the clip, “Jordan” epitomizes that dude. (Best gags: Hittin’ controller combos (“L-R-L-R-UP-DOWN…maybe SELECT-STARRRT..”) as his lady’s toes curl, and his triumphant, “HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT SEX IIIIIIS!!!…WHOA!!!” on the bridge.)<\/p>\n

In his time with the show\u2014Peele left MADtv<\/em> the next year\u2014he demonstrated a sly hand for creating funny skits in the form of faux R&B music videos. “Madden,” however, so perversely twists one form of pop culture into the servitude\u2014and lampooning\u2014of both, it may be his masterpiece. Touchdown.<\/p>\n

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I can’t even begin to look at this 2006 bit, below, from MADtv‘s twelfth season, too often. “I Want You To Watch Me Play Madden” features former cast member Jordan Peele, above, as a guy whose notion of foreplay is getting his girl (castmate Nicole Randall Johnson) to join him in a menage \u00e1 mille […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[44,51,5,69,42,39,8,50,17,19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7085"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7085"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7091,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7085\/revisions\/7091"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}