{"id":710,"date":"2008-05-23T13:32:40","date_gmt":"2008-05-23T17:32:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=710"},"modified":"2013-02-19T21:23:15","modified_gmt":"2013-02-20T01:23:15","slug":"caterpillar-pimpin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=710","title":{"rendered":"Caterpillar Pimpin&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.foundrymusic.com\/opieanthony\/displaymedia.cfm?id=18183\" title=\"\u201cBe gentle\u2026\u201d\"  target=\"_blank\"><img title=\"\u201cBe gentle\u2026\u201d\" src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/screen19.jpg\" alt=\"\u201cBe gentle\u2026\u201d\" width=\"500\" align=\"middle\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A lot o&#8217; you brothers out there don&#8217;t know how to treat a beautiful lady, like this one, above. Your game is way off. Y&#8217;all need to learn from a professional.<\/p>\n<p>See, when I get a woman back to my place, I like to take it <em>real<\/em> slow.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Pour her a drink.<\/p>\n<p>Put on some soft music.<\/p>\n<p>Close the curtains.<\/p>\n<p>Get real close, and look deep into her eyes.<\/p>\n<p>Then, when the moment is right, and she can&#8217;t hold back any longer, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=JkHidOgM0v0\"  target=\"_blank\">I take off her clothes with an excavator<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lot o&#8217; you brothers out there don&#8217;t know how to treat a beautiful lady, like this one, above. Your game is way off. Y&#8217;all need to learn from a professional. See, when I get a woman back to my place, I like to take it real slow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[51,26,19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=710"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7930,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710\/revisions\/7930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}