{"id":830,"date":"2008-06-13T08:55:01","date_gmt":"2008-06-13T12:55:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=830"},"modified":"2008-06-13T08:55:15","modified_gmt":"2008-06-13T12:55:15","slug":"all-i-want-for-fathers-day-is-recreational-blackness-or-a-reasonable-facsimile-thereof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=830","title":{"rendered":"All I Want for Father&#8217;s Day is Recreational Blackness, or a Reasonable Facsimile Thereof."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=KWIAIfRHaU0\"  target=\"_blank\" title=\"If I leave my fantasy wearing this get-up, I fully expect to be  by law enforcement\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/screen1-crop.jpg\" title=\"If I leave my fantasy wearing this get-up, I fully expect to be  by law enforcement\" alt=\"If I leave my fantasy wearing this get-up, I fully expect to be  by law enforcement\" align=\"middle\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=KWIAIfRHaU0\"  target=\"_blank\" title=\"If I leave my fantasy wearing this, I expect to be arrested.\"> <\/a><\/p>\n<p>With Father&#8217;s Day on Sunday, <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=KWIAIfRHaU0\"  target=\"_blank\">this much-beloved gem-of-an-ad<\/a> for <a href=\"http:\/\/corporate.hallmark.com\/Product\/Cards-With-Sound\"  target=\"_blank\">Hallmark&#8217;s &#8220;Cards with Sound&#8221; line<\/a> will, no doubt, disappear into the vaults by Monday. Thankfully, on YouTube, these joints live forever.<\/p>\n<p>My favorite part? As with you, every single moment of the dancing, and the actor&#8217;s perfect sync of the M.C.&#8217;s closing, &#8220;Stop! Hammer Time!&#8221; line, above.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=KWIAIfRHaU0\"  target=\"_blank\" title=\"You rotten bastard\u2026\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/screen8.jpg\" title=\"You rotten bastard\u2026\" alt=\"You rotten bastard\u2026\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a>But running a really close second? That glare his wife gives him at the 0:21 mark, right, after their youngest calls him out of reverie.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s the problem, Mom? Can&#8217;t Dad do a little dancin&#8217; on his Very Special Day?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With Father&#8217;s Day on Sunday, this much-beloved gem-of-an-ad for Hallmark&#8217;s &#8220;Cards with Sound&#8221; line will, no doubt, disappear into the vaults by Monday. Thankfully, on YouTube, these joints live forever. My favorite part? As with you, every single moment of the dancing, and the actor&#8217;s perfect sync of the M.C.&#8217;s closing, &#8220;Stop! Hammer Time!&#8221; line, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[22,10,42,19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/830\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}