{"id":842,"date":"2008-06-19T08:50:26","date_gmt":"2008-06-19T12:50:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=842"},"modified":"2008-06-19T08:50:50","modified_gmt":"2008-06-19T12:50:50","slug":"only-the-sexually-myopic-need-apply","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=842","title":{"rendered":"Only the Sexually Myopic Need Apply"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <a href=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/pd4026-00_oralsexlight.jpg\"  title=\"\u201cHoney\u2026I think I dropped my flashlight!\u201d\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/pd4026-00_oralsexlight.jpg\" title=\"\u201cHoney\u2026I think I dropped my flashlight!\u201d\" alt=\"\u201cHoney\u2026I think I dropped my flashlight!\u201d\" align=\"middle\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hopefully, you saw it here first: An ear-mountable &#8220;oral sex light,&#8221; so that, when engaged in said delicate act, you can do so with utter clarity and attention to detail.<\/p>\n<p>Look at the happy people on the package. Check out the tag line: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pipedreamproducts.com\/showdetail.php?Full_Number=PD4026-00\"  target=\"_blank\"><em>&#8220;Don&#8217;t Go Down Without It!&#8221;<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Available for $7.05 from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sextoy.com\/sex\/start\/view.html?a=sextoycom&amp;pnum=PD4026-00\"  target=\"_blank\">sextoy.com<\/a> and other e-tailers.<\/p>\n<p>There: I think I just solved all of our problems.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hopefully, you saw it here first: An ear-mountable &#8220;oral sex light,&#8221; so that, when engaged in said delicate act, you can do so with utter clarity and attention to detail. Look at the happy people on the package. Check out the tag line: &#8220;Don&#8217;t Go Down Without It!&#8221; Available for $7.05 from sextoy.com and other [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[26,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}