{"id":846,"date":"2008-07-24T08:55:50","date_gmt":"2008-07-24T12:55:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=846"},"modified":"2008-07-24T09:21:32","modified_gmt":"2008-07-24T13:21:32","slug":"weirdest-commercial-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/?p=846","title":{"rendered":"Weirdest Commercial <i>Ever<\/i>?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/screen31.jpg\"  title=\"If They Mated.\"><img src=\"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/screen31.jpg\" title=\"If They Mated.\" alt=\"If They Mated.\" align=\"middle\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>While I&#8217;m glad that <em>BestWeekEver.tv<\/em> hipped me to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bestweekever.tv\/2007\/11\/19\/ad-wizards-octopus-boobs-the-people-they-want-octopus-boobs\/\"  target=\"_blank\">this French Orangina <\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bestweekever.tv\/2007\/11\/19\/ad-wizards-octopus-boobs-the-people-they-want-octopus-boobs\/\"  target=\"_blank\">television ad<\/a>, above in English, I want to wash all of it\u2014including the sight of a bear, above, grinding a busty deer on a swing\u2014out of my eyeballs. Now. <em>Please<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I&#8217;m glad that BestWeekEver.tv hipped me to this French Orangina television ad, above in English, I want to wash all of it\u2014including the sight of a bear, above, grinding a busty deer on a swing\u2014out of my eyeballs. Now. Please.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[22,26],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/846"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=846"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/846\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/harryallen.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}