Stop Sweatin’ Me.

Dry as the Antarctic, and twice as cool…

From the I’m-Just-The-Mailman Department, and BoingBoing, but, apparently, not from the people who brought you VULVA Original, comes something for men: Pretentiously accented Bálla Powder: Scented Scrotum Talc for Men, just $15 for 3.5 oz. on

Because you’re wondering, yes, Bálla is “lightly fragranced,” designed “for ‘nether region’ freshness,” and “also great for sweaty buttocks, armpits and feet.”

Aaaahh…. Sweet relief.

Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded “bat wing” syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness. A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits.

“The dreaded ‘bat wing’ syndrome”?



#1 MK on 07.23.08 at 12:49 pm

Oh my God, you’re so hilarious! This is crazy!!!!

Um, where do you get the talc again? Does it come in different scents? Just curious!

#2 Lena L. West on 07.28.08 at 4:53 pm

Newsflash, if a guy needs this product, he probably won’t have many women.

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