Mackin’ On-the-Go

“Aaaah, yeaaaaah….”

A lot o’ you brothers out there don’t know how to treat a beautiful lady. Your game is way off. Y’all need to learn from a professional.

See, when a woman invites me back to her place, and I wanna get hard Core77 on ‘er, I make sure I’m always ready for action.

I’m always bringin’ the Courvoisier.

I’m always correct wit’ the music.

Definitely bringin’ the prophylactation.

And, most of all, I’m bringin’ a Conmoto Travelmate Portable Fireplace, made of black powder-coated steel and glass with adjustable steel fuel-holder, burning bio-ethanol liquid fuel.

And a bearskin rug.


1 comment so far ↓

#1 Understanding on 08.12.08 at 10:05 pm

This is a ridiculous way to light a blunt. Two thumbs down!

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