Gentlemen: If the gauzy melodies of Steve Arrington’s Hall of Fame’s classic 1983 hit plays in the back of your mind while you gaze at Sarah Palin’s seemingly endless tresses, above (in a photo taken not ten days ago, yet!), you’ve fallen to the cursed infirmity that undoes all men!
If, right now, a warmth overcomes your loins, blame not yourselves! Yes, Gov. Palin once wore her hair modestly, so that she would be taken seriously. But when the masses realized she could not name a newspaper or magazine she read regularly, well, she decided to go with what has always worked, and you—and I—are the victims of her minxish charms!
Women: Daughters, mothers, sisters, wives! Do you not believe me? View the HuffPo slideshow. Can you fault us for being…mere MEN?
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told ya, it’s an archetype (i would have said ancient archetype but i think that’s redundant)
….and you were right a few months ago about Cindy McCain looking downright slutty with her hair down!! put it back up baby!
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