Possessed by the Game.

Gangsta Babies: Pookie

Gangsta Babies dolls proves it’s never too early to model crass materialism for your tykes. Plus, those Exorcist eyes should have the little ones completely captivated.

As the site says,

Comin straight outta crib-town! Each of these 10-inch hooddlers is A-Listing in the play ground. Rockin fabtastic clothing and so much baby bling that other rug rats can only catch their vapors.

“Pookie,” above, is

the green-eyed baller. But dont make him cranky… ya wouldnt like him when he’s cranky. Featuring a thermal shirt, t-shirt, dew rag, ring, and pimped out pacifier necklace.

Don’t hate the baby. Hate the crap.



#1 Raquel Cepeda on 02.12.09 at 9:56 am

I can picture, rather vividly, as if I were a fly on the wall, how the creative meeting went down for this doll…in it, there was at least one former viacom exec saying, “yeah, now THIS represents the ‘hood. Man, i’m so gangstah! F-cking A dude, I still got it!”

#2 Amos on 02.12.09 at 7:09 pm

I’m seeing a gangsta Chucky carving up a group of racially diverse teenagers (to feign cultural sensitivity.) Coming soon to a theater near you.

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