Microsoft Introduces Its Most Advanced Application, Yet: Windows RaceChange Suite Express for Vista.


See Orlando, the one in the middle, above? He’s smiling, but, like a lot of Black people, deep down inside, he’s tired of being ignored. Passed over for promotions. Always asked to work on his company’s “ethnic marketing” campaigns.

I mean, look at him: He’s the oldest guy in his unit, because everybody who got hired when he came on has moved up. Meanwhile, Jenny, right, is team leader, and in line for the division president position. Ignore the Asian guy!

Grrrrrrrrrrr. It’s enough to infuriate a person.

Or, at least, it was. But that was before we, at Microsoft, introduced The Microsoft Advantage, courtesy of our most advanced software to-date: Windows RaceChange Suite Express for Vista.

With a few quick taps on his laptop, Orlando, above, becomes “Bob,” below.


WOW! Look at him now! Wouldn’t you like that guy running North American sales? Notice the respect, the vitality! That’s the kind of man that leads men…and Jenny to the bedroom!

Plus, he speaks Polish!

Microsoft Windows RaceChange Suite Express for Vista: And, remember: At Microsoft, race isn’t a bug. It’s a feature.

[via @LenaWest, CNET News]



#1 er4se on 08.27.09 at 9:19 pm

no disrespect to bill gates but microsoft software SUCKS

#2 Maysie on 08.27.09 at 10:16 pm

Harry this is hilarious! You rock!

#3 df on 08.31.09 at 5:51 am

I can really relate to orlando. I have seen many black men passed over and if they get a management position they are much older and super qualified then their white counterparts.

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