Say What You Want About Keanu Reeves’ Acting, People: His Career Is Going To Last Forever.


Whoa: Why is it, as TMZ reported last year, that actor Keanu Reeves, above, has seemingly not aged in a decade-and-a-half?

screen7Because, according to this YouTube video, below, not only is Reeves the beneficiary of a notoriously immobile, and thus unwrinkled, face, but he is also one of the eternal undead.

That is, Reeves is also French actor Paul Mounet, right. (Go ahead. Take a close look: The resemblence is uncanny.) Born in 1847, the thespian allegedly “died under unusual circumstances; no body was ever found.”

Yeah, right. Well, at least it would explain what they say about Reeves’s acting. After 150 years, you’re bound to be a little stiff.

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#1 Sundance on 10.27.09 at 12:29 am

Oh snap!

#2 Chris on 10.27.09 at 8:50 am

Think the women went crazy over him before? Wait til they find out he really is a vampire!

#3 Black Oldegold on 10.27.09 at 9:22 pm


#4 Elizabeth on 10.28.09 at 2:55 am

Huh. If he’s had work done, it was pretty damn good. Botox/Restylane at most, and that administered with a much lighter hand than one usually sees.

Can’t be Mounet, though, or else he would have been able to do a passable French accent for Dangerous Liaisons.

#5 aqua on 10.28.09 at 4:43 pm

I can believe it!

#6 jay on 08.05.13 at 5:36 pm

He has aged quite a bit look at him when he played in speed and look at him in the movie hardball.

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