Suge Knight’s Assailant!

Don’t those words sound strange together: “Suge Knight’s assailant”? The beatifically smiling young man, above, is, allegedly, he: Greg the Barber, or, as he is popularly now known, the Man Who Cold Knocked Suge Knight Both Out and Flat On His Behind.

In the YouTubes by jeweler Ben Baller, Greg dispels internet rumors that he’s in hiding—he talks from what looks like his sunlit workplace, above—mentions his weekend plans—back to the same Shag club at which he crash-test-dummied Knight’s jaw—and even addresses whispers that his life won’t last long enough to give the guy in the chair another haircut.

Of course, in case you’ve somehow not seen the photos that, in the hip-hop cosmos, seemed about as likely in our lifetimes as a cache of Mother Teresa porn loops, gaze in awe.