Automotive Penis Enlargement Kit

“Sorry…beans….”

Coming up short, fellas? Well, trust me: Women love nothing more than a man with a hot car, and nothing makes a car hotter than flames. Not painted-on flames, but flames for real, blastin’ out the back.

Flame on!As you can see, the Autoloc Flame Thrower, right, makes crazy flames. (Thanks, Geekologie.com, for the tip.) Exclaims the company,

This sizzling product can make up to 20 feet of flames shoot from your exhaust tips with a touch of a button! The kit’s main control box can control 2 spark plugs for optimal performance on dual-exhaust vehicles. Easy installation and detailed instructions ensure compatibility with most exhaust systems. The kit includes a control box, activation button, wire loom, and wiring diagram. The kit does not include the 2 coils and 2 spark plugs needed for complete installation. These kits are designed for carbureted vehicles, but can be used on fuel injected vehicles with additional modifications and parts.

The kit for one exhaust pipe is $125.99. Two cost $199.99. With easy install, you’ll be flaming in no time.

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4 comments ↓

#1 Kern Revolutionaire Zaken on 06.06.08 at 1:36 pm

I have this great idea with a lighter, or maybe the furnace… Or perhaps the toilet… Feel me?

#2 Michael A. Gonzales on 06.06.08 at 4:46 pm

…is that what bat-man used?

#3 THE OBENSON REPORT on 06.10.08 at 2:30 pm

“Automotive Penis Enlargement Kit” says it all! You know that burning sensation you’re feeling down there…?

#4 exo on 06.12.08 at 11:01 am

i so have to get one of these.

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