Only the Sexually Myopic Need Apply

“Honey…I think I dropped my flashlight!”

Hopefully, you saw it here first: An ear-mountable “oral sex light,” so that, when engaged in said delicate act, you can do so with utter clarity and attention to detail.

Look at the happy people on the package. Check out the tag line: “Don’t Go Down Without It!”

Available for $7.05 from and other e-tailers.

There: I think I just solved all of our problems.



#1 Anita on 06.20.08 at 4:04 pm

Just when I thought I’d seen everything. Still, it’s hard to tell whether the light would be an asset or hindrance…AMS

#2 Vibrator on 11.19.10 at 9:31 am

It’s interesting innovation. Good idea! It really turns on.

#3 FreddyMartinez on 12.19.10 at 2:55 am

never. look. at. Bluetooth. the. same.

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