Boooo-Faw.

On one hand, I’m thinking Cindy “Miss Buffalo Chip” McCain has had a rough enough week as is, taking the brunt of her metal husband’s ongoing, passive-aggressive abuse.

But then I took a serious look at this photo, above, and, egged on by Charlotte Hilton Andersen’s devastating “Dear Cindy McCain, Please Pull Up Your Shirt And Tie Back Your Hair: An Open Letter In Pictures,” I had to ask: Who in the world told the McCain campaign that the sight of this scaly middle-aged woman, sporting a tousled, freshly-…fondled, nicotine-throated “Mmmm…hurry back to bed, lover…” gaze, topped off with a dap of cleavage, would be what the American people want to see from a prospective First Lady? Blecch.

But, most of all, when I look at this picture, why does “Yakety Sax” (“The Benny Hill Theme”) run, unimpeded, through my brain?

Cindy was a’ight-lookin’ for a minute, says Andersen. But, yo: What’s up with this?:

Why is her neck / chest one color, and her face the color of…well, in fact, Barack Obama’s, right?

What’s going on here? Is McCain’s subconscious, misplaced allegiance her way at getting back at her husband for calling her an unprintable epithet, the so-called “c-word”?

Or is this something else? As chair of Hensley & Co., one of one of America’s biggest Anheuser-Busch beer distributors, Cindy Hensley McCain possesses a net worth worth estimated at $100 million. Her income is believed to approach $200,000 a week. I’m bettin’ those are real doggone pearls. With that much dough, why would you go out looking like an Oompa-Loompa, right?

Or, dag: This is what she looks like in direct sunlight, below?

White man: You’re days are numbered! For everyone’s sake, please: Use an appropriate suncreen with an SPF matched to your skin type!